Allen After Dark

Men are Pigs

Pondering men and their inflated egos, Allen recalls the time when he was driven more by jealousy than physical attraction.

A Confession

Allen reveals a "shocking" secret which leads to a discussion about self-identifying labels.

Vampire Facials

Hearing in news reports about a cosmetic procedure known as vampire facials, Allen takes a look at what the procedure is and ponders the risks people are willing to take to look young.

The Gay 80s

Allen takes a look back at pop culture in the 1980s and the effect that the Queen of Pop, Madonna, had on gay rights and the fight against AIDS; when top-rated TV shows like Golden Girls and Dynasty addressed gay issues and Phil Donahue hosted a gay marriage ceremony on his daytime talk show.

Does Size Really Matter?

A flashing incident at happy hour leads Allen to recall some of the "biggest" men he's ever...met.

Country Cousins

Reacting to a bill to ban marriage between first cousins in Tennessee, Allen feels the need to describe some of the positives of growing up in the country.

Threeways

Allen takes a stroll down memory lane, recalling his most fun threeways including an awkward and hilarious threeway with a woman.

Macho Man

Allen ponders the concepts of masculinity and feminity and addresses closed-minded heterosexuals with their misconceptions of what a "gay lifestyle" really is.

A Catfishing Tale

Remembering certain awkward"facials" lead Allen to a discussion about the fear of being judged, the spread of rumors and the strangeness of the online phenomenon known as catfishing.

Spring Fever

With the first hints of spring in the air, Allen discusses the joys of summer including the art of cruising and the positives and negatives of a condition known in the bible belt as swamp ass.