Allen After Dark

These guys that I worked with in a factory

Allen flashes back to a time when he was innocent and naive which was the same time a lot of the straight guys he worked with were acting totally gay.

Somewhere Between Here and There

Feeling a mid-life crisis coming on, Allen contemplates what exactly makes people, including himself, happy.

Military Men

Allen reflects on the presidential pardons for military personnel charged and convicted for being gay. He discusses his own personal fetish when it comes to men in uniform and the efforts he took to keep his gay movie collection hidden from his parents.

Body Languages

Allen reveals a surprise that leads to a discussion about an off the wall topic after being inspired by the way someone walked by him.

Short End of the Stick

A recent study that revealed the discovery of microplastics in human testicles leads Allen to contemplate the possible effects of plastic in our bodies and how it might be affecting our sex drive which leads Allen to remember a bizarre phone sex incident and ponder incels.

Toxic Trait

Allen reflects on a past incident with a friend that leads him to wonder whether or not most people, including himself, have at least one toxic trait.

Pride

In celebration of Pride Month Allen discusses what pride means to him and the importance of hate crime laws.

Cool is Kewl

Allen ponders what it means to be cool and flashes back to his senior year in high school when for a brief few months the coolest guy was his bestest friend.

The Relationship Equation

Thinking about his friends' marriages, Allen wonders if the uncanny similarities all relationships seem to have means that there is a mysterious mathematical formula that could analyze and predict the outcome of relationships. Sharing a personal family story, he discusses the probability that old, archaic southern traditions about marriage lead to disastrous outcomes. 

Men are Pigs

Pondering men and their inflated egos, Allen recalls the time when he was driven more by jealousy than physical attraction.