Allen After Dark

Thirsty

A decision to shave in areas of his southern hemisphere leads to a discussion about personal grooming preferences. Allen reflects on the meaning of "thirsty" and that men want to be considered desirable even if they don't want to admit it.

My Bloody Valentine

With his bitterness on full display, Allen discusses how single people are treated on Valentine's Day.  He also explores what a Valentine's Day date with him would be like using the classic horror movie My Bloody Valentine as an example.

Cabin Fever

The recent winter storm and the effects of cabin fever set the stage for this week's episode. Allen reveals one of his secrets to not feeling lonely and the downside of being stuck at home by yourself during a snowstorm.  He recalls the challenges of dating a man with a drinking problem.

The First Time

Recalling a one night stand with a guy with a foot fetish leads Allen down memory lane to the first time he went to a gay club.

Owl Grease and Gravy

Taking a trip down memory lane, Allen reveals some of his wildest experiences in church, including the time a woman began speaking in tongues. He reflects on his high school days when he had a difficult exchange with classmates that believed the earth was flat. He also candidly discusses the connections between a religious and sexual experience. And if you're wondering WTF "owl grease and gravy" means, you'll have to listen to this episode to find out.

Thinking Out Loud

In this week's episode Allen ponders the future and what it means for a single gay man and the anxieties of growing old. Allen discusses a recent experience with a hustler.

A Cynical Mind

Through stories from his past, Allen explains why he's such a cynical person. He offers one last sexy update on his dental adventures and his near addiction to true crime shows.

Small World

Not the biggest fan of the holidays, Allen takes a few minutes to reflect on the year 2023 and the potential horrors of 2024. A chance encounter with an old friend at happy hour leads to a discussion about a potential boyfriend's sexual history. The story continues with Allen's adventure at the dentist office.

It’s an Allen After Dark X mas!

Putting the X in X-mas, Allen reveals his grinchiness as he discusses the stress and tension of the holidays with a family that isn't exactly accepting.  He shares his thoughts on the legend of the Krampus and the potential for dating the legendary beast. He reveals what he would like if wishes were real, and no, it's not just Henry Cavill. Celebrate an Allen After Dark X-mas unlike any X-mas you've experienced before!

The Randomest of Random

A grooming task in prepartion for happy hour leads Allen to touch on several random topics including a weird fantasy involving blue jeans and the struggle someone in the closet can have especially when dealing with a breakup.