Allen After Dark

Heated Rivalries

Allen discusses a vile new anti-transgender bill moving through the republican-controlled Tennessee state legislature that includes a public registry. Taking a look at today's hottest male celebrities on the HBO show Heated Rivalry, Allen wonders if many of them hook up the same way average gay men do. Allen considers cancel culture and if he would ever be a target.

Walking on Eggshells

Recalling an incident from his past, Allen shares his anxiety and fears of being an embarrassment to his friends.

Gay Balls of Fire (or something like that)

After taking to his soap box to talk about phony troublemakers that play the victim, the discussion turns to a unique portion of the male anatomy and how delicate they can be. 

Gaily Forward and Forwardly Gay

In a randomly wild episode Allen discusses everything from his thoughts on what it would feel like to be a sex object to the erotic act of getting a haircut and the obvious reasons he could never run for political office.

Gay Robots?

A disturbing dream makes Allen consider the true power of the human brain and how it relates to today's technology and the growing influence of AI. In classic Allen After Dark style, the topic turns to a discussion about human-like robots that could revolutionize sexual relationships and the adult entertainment industry.

The Crack of Butt

An interesting incident at the grocery store kicks off this week's episode before Allen climbs back up on the soap box to unleash on Tennessee republicans and their latest attempt at banning same sex marriage and suggests an alternative target for their bigotry.

Randomly Gay Thoughts and Passions

While getting dressed for a Bear Night celebration, Allen coimplains about clothes sizes, ponders men that wear leather, savors the thought of how good Henry Cavill smells and the meaning of life.

Country Fried Vocabulary

Allen takes an hilarious look at southern vernacular and reflects on the reasons he may not have an accent and the shocking mid-episode realization that maybe he does. In true southern style he shares real life experiences with countrty stereotypes and the challenges of being from the bible belt when visiting other parts of the world.

The Last of Us

Allen shares a recent revelation about the word "alone"  that completely changed his understanding of the origins of the feeling of loneliness.  He takes a look at the fictional characters of Bill and Frank from The Last of Us series in an effort to explain his new understanding.

Drunk Texting

Allen recalls a recent drunk texting incident and muses on several unrelated topics from his "moonshiner" uncle to the hottest actors on network television and the one time he tried to be a stripper.